Funny Sexy and Adult SMS in Hindi

Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

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1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!
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Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

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Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
“Merry Marlow”
bus mai ne maardi.

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7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP” ka Add Hy.

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A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...

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Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“

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Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

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Boy & girl in bus

Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy

Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha

Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy….!!

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Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

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1960

Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna
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Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.